HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and the way’s all people?
The Weather Channel studies excessive strain sustaining its grip on the nation at present, sending temperature readings into the triple digits from Southern California all the way in which to the Carolinas. You can inform summer time has lastly arrived. WalMart and Target simply put out their Christmas decorations.
Mick Jagger is completely recovered from coronary heart surgical procedure and the Rolling Stones world tour is about to launch in stadiums throughout North America and Europe this summer time. World excursions had been lots simpler for the Stones once they had been youthful. That’s as a result of the continents had been a lot nearer collectively.
Denver reported large will increase in tax revenues after pot was legalized final yr and the magic mushroom decriminalized this yr. The drug warfare continues in L.A. Santa Monica police raided a cocaine get together in a seaside home Sunday and 6 folks had been arrested for possession of plastic straws.
Los Angeles City Hall was picketed by animal rights protestors Monday who are mad over all of the horses which have needed to be put down this yr at native tracks. This week the thirtieth horse this season needed to be put down on the Santa Anita monitor. One extra they usually get to open a Baskin-Robbins.
The Southland Corporation mentioned Monday 7-Eleven stores in Los Angeles will start delivering Slurpees to prospects proper to their properties. The Slurpees are out there in cherry and grape and cola. If that is the ICE raid President Trump has been planning for Los Angeles, he’s pretty much as good as re-elected.
President Trump slapped particular person sanctions on Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei Monday. He seized the Ayatollah’s checking, financial savings, and entry to credit score and debit playing cards. Trump determined to humiliate the Ayatollah by making it appear like a wealthy homosexual man breaking apart with a poor one.
President Trump used a carrot-and-stick method to Iran Monday, providing to carry sanctions if Iran agrees to behave. Trump’s reasoning for canceling the assault was misunderstood. When a comic says he doesn’t wish to kill 150 folks, it means he’s holding out for a much bigger present room.
Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s chief investigator and Hillary supporter Andrew Weissman signed a deal to put in writing a memoir Monday. Here we go once more. He hasn’t even written it but and already Attorney General William Barr has reviewed the guide and concluded it fully exonerates Trump.
Joe Biden submitted to an interview with Al Sharpton whereas campaigning to black Democrats in South Carolina. Civil rights advocates owe Joe a terrific debt of gratitude. Over the years, with one gaffe after one other Joe Biden single-handedly destroyed the parable of white supremacy as soon as and for all.
Miami will host this weekend’s first set of Democratic presidential debates and can cut up up the twenty-four candidates into two nights of debates. The three main Democratic candidates, Joe Biden 77, Bernie Sanders 78, and Elizabeth Warren 72, have a message for America. Get off my garden.
Fox News’ Mark Levin ripped Congress Friday for watering down the House prayer till it’s a secularized bromide. It could possibly be worse. A authorities assembly in coastal Alaska final week started with a prayer that ended with, Hail Satan, which at any authorities assembly sounds completely redundant.
The Dallas Morning News reported Monday Texas man is planning to fly a hold glider from South Texas to Canada with out touching the bottom. He mentioned he’s undecided how lengthy the flight will take. It’s a on condition that he can nonetheless make to Canada it three weeks sooner than reserving with United.
Men’s Health journal revealed a examine recommending that an energetic intercourse life for males may be a part of their train routine. They mentioned that for males, having intercourse burns the identical variety of energy as operating six miles. That’s nonsense, who in the world can run six miles in thirty seconds?
Argus Hamilton is the host comic at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains teams and organizations across the nation. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.